• All Text / Controls are Palindromes
  
  Pal-in-drome (noun):  A word, phrase, verse, or sentence that reads the same backward or forward

• Toggle Switchable Red Indicator Light (requires two "AA" batteries)

• Heavy Duty, 1/8" Thick, Aluminum Faceplate

• Fine Texture Powder Coat Finish

• Extremely Realistic, Knob-Turning, Silky-Smoothness Thing

• Fills With Glee, Spaces of Three

Retail List Price:  $69.96